The perfect porn

         I must say that I´ve been having a lot of trouble finding real good porn online. Of course I won´t pay for it, because there´s just too much people that would do that for fun, I truly don´t encourage people to do this for money. I mean, it´s okay to be a fucking exhibitionist, but money always ruins up what could be just a way of living of somehow.  Well, i´m not getting into this philosophy now, because I´m not in the mood for philosophy, I´m up for some porn.
         And since I couldn´t find anything really worth watching, I started to think how would a perfect porn be. I´ve seen a few great ones like Zazel, The Scent Of Love, but mostly they are poor-looking, bad plotted (when there´s a plot at all) or just boring.

        I´d make it a kind of romantic comedy somehow. I like love stories of people that have fun together - even when they disagree or fight. Could be a young couple discussing their fantasies, for example. This would give a perfect excuse for a clever dialogue and some excellent menáge scenes. They start the movie having an aftersex talking about fantasies and he´s ashamed to tell her he wanted to do with another girl.

       Scene: The girls start making out and he gets there watching. The wife makes the other girl as slave for her and her husband. After everybody is happy the husband kisses his wife and then tries to kiss the other girl and the scene ends up in a fight. Yes, this would totally break the mood, but wait...

      Another piece of conversation and the wife decides they should have a menage with another guy.

      Scene: The wife is somewhere fancy, dressed to kill, as a very rich and handsome guy approaches her, starts filrting and they both end up having some wild sex outdoors. A young man is watching the scene, and somehow he gets to join that. You can put it double and everything- the girl must act like a real slut. Note: none of the actors shall be the one who plays husband, for the scene will end with his indagation: "Wait a minute, where was I in this story?". And she would say that´s just too nasty thing to do with her husband...
       This could lead to another funny piece of "sex things we love our mates too much to try with them". This is the biggest relationship hypocrisy ever. Marriages are made of friendship and partnership even when it comes to sex, and must be one of the top things they like to explore together. If you can´t do, at least share your fantasies. It´s healthy, fun and nice....even when hard to judge.
      Of course my movie would end up with the nastiest, dirtiest, sexier girl-guy porn scene ever. I don´t mind it will be a one hour take at least. The couple could even start from a real fight- sometimes great fights ends up in great sex too. And I want real movie editors, at least three cameras and the best photography ever seen in a X-rated production. Watch and learn...

         And it would all end up in a love kiss.